Movie Review — ‘Unfriended’ is Cheap Teenage Horror

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The following chat conversation was recently leaked online from the Universal servers. It regards the initial pitch meeting between executives and the screenwriter for Unfriended

StarvingWriter9432567 logged in

Writer: Hello? Hello? Is this thing working?

UniversalSoldier1 logged in

Producer 1: Who is this? How did you get this email?
Writer: Um… is this the 10:00 pitch meeting? I wrote a found footage horror movie.
Producer 1: Oh right! As you know following the success of Paranormal Activity we are contractually obligated to meet with any Joe off the street as long as they’re pitching an FFH.
Writer: I am aware. That’s why people write them.
Producer 1: Touche.
Writer: Why are we meeting online again?
Producer 1: Some people find my constant texting during meetings distracting.
Writer: Makes sense.
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‘Hairmantown’ & ‘Flowbio’ Highlight 2015 All Hockey Hair Team

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The 2015 Minnesota State Boys’ Hockey Tournament wrapped up on Saturday night in St. Paul. Lakeville North won the AA Championship, capping off a perfect 31-0 season with a 4-1 victory over Duluth East in the final. In Class A, East Grand Forks won its second straight title, defeating Hermantown 5-4 in the championship game. (This was the 6th straight loss for Hermantown in the final. Ouch.)

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