The following chat conversation was recently leaked online from the Universal servers. It regards the initial pitch meeting between executives and the screenwriter for Unfriended…
StarvingWriter9432567 logged in
Writer: Hello? Hello? Is this thing working?
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Producer 1: Who is this? How did you get this email?
Writer: Um… is this the 10:00 pitch meeting? I wrote a found footage horror movie.
Producer 1: Oh right! As you know following the success of Paranormal Activity we are contractually obligated to meet with any Joe off the street as long as they’re pitching an FFH.
Writer: I am aware. That’s why people write them.
Producer 1: Touche.
Writer: Why are we meeting online again?
Producer 1: Some people find my constant texting during meetings distracting.
Writer: Makes sense.